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Apr 17, 2014

15 Totally Creative Easter Cupcakes You Wish You Could Grab Through Your Screen

That is the point of this post that I wish I could click something on the computer screen and have it magically teleported straight into my mouth. What even is a 3D printer for?

Apr 16, 2014

Harvard Accepts Record Number Of Black Students

The point is Black students are rejecting the limitations imposed on them because of race, class or media representations.

25 People Who Take Their Eyebrows Into Their Own Hands

Jesus will not be taking the wheel with these eyebrows.

Apr 16, 2014

15 Easter Nails To Get You In The Holiday Pastel Mood

After a winter of painting my nails blood red, nude, black and brown, it's nice to be able to add some pops of color without them feeling oddly out of place.

Apr 16, 2014

Science Says Your Brain Starts Rotting At Age 24

I am 24 years old and I can attest that I have gotten so dumb.

Apr 16, 2014

Apr 16, 2014

Beyoncé And Jay Z To Tour Together, Destroy Earth, Do Sex To Each Other

Beyoncé and Jay Z are going to tour together this summer.

Apr 15, 2014

Karen Walker's Subversive Feminist Fashions Are Tongue-In-Chic

Being, "young, willing and eager" holds a great deal of implication for a young woman entering the workforce.

Apr 15, 2014

10 Grownup Easter Egg Hunt Ideas That Are Eggcellent

Why not throw in things that you'll actually use or crave like mini bottles, sex toys and of course candy because I still want candy.

Apr 15, 2014

20 Blood Moon Photos That Will Make You Say "Whoa"

Last night you may have noticed that the moon had its rare visit from Aunt Flo and became a "Blood Moon."

Apr 15, 2014

Boy Asks Girl To Prom With Convincing College Rejection Letter

How cute—NOPE. My heart would fall out of my butthole if this happened to me.

Apr 14, 2014

I F**king Hate Spoilers. Can I Get 24 Hours Please?

I KNOW I SOUND CRAZY RIGHT NOW BUT MY CARROTS ARE STEAMED.

Apr 14, 2014

The 17 Best Crazy Celebrity Coachella Fashions

Dressing like a country bumpkin tripping on peyote is basically Coachella fashion in a nutshell.

Apr 14, 2014

Zac Efron Ripped His Shirt Off At The MTV Movie Awards, We Must Discuss

Can we talk about the amount of testosterone, beef sirloin and Assassin's Creed video games it must have taken for the angel-faced Zefron of High School Musical to become this Pygmalion-like creation designed to swoon straight women and queer men everywhere?

Apr 14, 2014

15 Painted Easter Eggs So Cool You Won't Want To Crack 'Em Open

These 15 painted Easter eggs are so cool, you'll totally forget why you're painting eggs on a day that has something to do with Jesus.