As if you don't already spend enough time sending your friends Snapchats of your quadruple chins.
Complete with dip in the lake.
The answer is not eliminating Greek life from college campuses.
12 is better than 1.
"Deng was subjected to repeated blunt force trauma which was applied to three different organ systems of the body."
Whenever he decides he's ready for a princess, we'll be here.
"We do not warm up grilled cheese in the VCR."
It's like your bestie got a psychology degree and is on call 24/7.
She knows exactly what's she doing.