"Your looks are distracting to male coworkers. Move back two spaces."
One of their fathers says this is not the first time the plot has been foiled.
Less agreeable people are more sensitive to grammatical errors.
"I don't know what you mean by 'I was raped'" isn't exactly helpful.
He faces a long time in prison.
Have you ever sat back with a beer and thought, "You know what this is missing? Woman's instinct."
But there's a catch. 😒
"I am guilty of what you soon will find out."
Your prayers have been answered.