We're not the spoiled Southern brats some uninformed people think us to be.
He has a "severe neurological injury."
See you never, Holtzclaw.
Don't you hate when mom says you're not allowed to spend the night on the trampoline?
After all, love don't cost a thing (right, J. Lo?).
What he did was so wrong.
He faces include criminal obstruction of breathing, coercion, assault, and more.
Don't mess with this mama.
She (smartly) deleted her Facebook and Instagram accounts.
Unfortunately for her, someone caught the whole incident on camera.
This so-called "lifesaver" is actually pretty harmful.
Luckily for me, they're not shy about taking their shirts off.
Uhhhh, lucky.
That's a whole lot of singles.