Of all things corrupting the youth of America, the very worst is Cosmopolitan magazine. Sure, it’s the best-selling lifestyle bible of the female demographic, but now that the publication is putting actresses like Dakota Fanning and Selena Gomez on the cover, the printed pamphlet for blended orgasms and all-star blowjobs seems to be catering to a new generation of sexually active females—you know, middle school girls around twelve or thirteen years old, right?

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Today we received a press release about MTV’s New Year’s spectacular. I was excited to read it because I love watching the MTV New Year’s show. It tends to be more fun than the other family-friendly networks. Except this year, it seems like MTV got dropped on its Moonman head, because the New Year’s special looks worse than the movie New Year’s Eve. Obviously 2012 is going to be the year of the apocalypse because this special looks anything but.

On New Year’s Eve, MTV is going to have performances by Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, J Cole, Jason Derulo and Mac Miller. I know who these people are, but I don’t care about them. They are obviously appealing to the tween demographic, but I didn’t think MTV was for tweens. MTV is MTV! They could have gotten anyone. They should’ve gone for a huge star that appeals to most young adults like Lady Gaga or Katy Perry or even Taylor Swift. But instead, MTV wanted to make the last year of earth the year of the tweens and torture the fully-grown rest of us (as if the world ending and everyone dying isn’t enough). Read More »

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Our tween stars have got it all. Flashy style, insane amounts of talent and loyal fans out the wazoo. So when it comes to deciding which is the Most Influential Tween Star, you can see how we’re having a bit of trouble. I mean, just take a look…

Rebecca Black: She had everyone everywhere singing that catchy-as-hell Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday line over and over again in their heads. I’m not joking. I think orphans in Ethiopia were probably walking around humming along to the beat in their head.

Miranda Cosgrove: She’s the Guinness Book of World Records’ Highest Paid Child Actress for her role on the show iCarly. She’s also a recording artist, having contributed four songs to the iCarly soundtrack. And what have you done today? Read More »