Sex. We love it. We want it. All the time. Is that asking too much? In bed, on the floor, on the couch, in the shower, over the counter. You name the noun, I’ll give the appropriate preposition. I’m a fan of risky quickies. There’s something about that ‘get caught at any moment’ edge that really turns me on. But what kind of sex is the absolute best sex? America voted, and I think America got it right. Get the results here and tell us what your favorite type of sex is in the comments below!

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On certain days when life is feeling pretty meh, or I’m too stressed out, I look to TV to cheer me up. Not to the critically acclaimed shows but to the trashy or mindless shows that make me zone out. Here are a few of my go-to guilty pleasures.

What are you TV guilty pleasures?! Tell us below!

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As many of you probably know, The Bachelor‘s Ben Flajnik picked his wife last night and then dumped her…and then proposed again. It was a bit of a whirlwind. He chose professional model Courtney Robertson, who was hated by fans and contestants alike. The two got engaged and made out around some big honkin’ mountains, but it seems that this blissful engagement only lasted until we turned off our televisions. On the After The Final Rose special, Ben admitted to breaking off the engagement after seeing how Courtney really acted when he wasn’t around. (In her defense, editing can be cruel and paint anyone in a bad light if they really want to.) They — with no pressure from a huge audience, 400 cameras and a host egging them on — decided to get engaged again and give it another shot.

I kind of think Ben is a bit of a dope, but when looking at his Twitter and TwitPics, I’ve seen another side to this bachelor. He’s been living this double life. When he’s not sweeping cocktail waitresses and aspiring dental hygienists off their feet, he is doing some pretty shady and incriminating things. So who is Ben Flajnik really? I took to his Twitter to find out! Read More »

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards reunite for Sam’s game!

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Selena Gomez supposed to move into Bieber’s $10.8 million new crib!

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You have to get these hot pink skinny jeans!

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Olivia Wilde caught doing the walk of shame

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Reese Witherspoon shows off her curvier beach bod. Sex-ay!

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Jenna Burke, one of the 25 women on this season of The Bachelor, is a self-proclaimed “over-analyst” by hobby and blogger by trade. Last night I was sitting at home reuniting myself with Chris Harrison (oh, how I’ve missed him!) and the amazing chaos that can only come from putting one single man in a room full of drunk, also single women. One of the best parts of the first episode is getting to know the contestants — model, teacher, dentist…there’s always a dentist, food lover, carnival enthusiast, aspiring cat lady. As you might guess, it made me jump for joy to see a fellow blogger being tossed into the ring for a shot at love.

It took me no time at all to whip out my trusty laptop and pull up Jenna’s site, TheOverAnalyst.net. Glancing at her home page, I almost had a heart attack. This was not a blog. Not a real one, at least. “SHAM!” I cried to myself, “She’s a SHAM!!” When I noticed the “your default text” place holders instead of posts (pictured above), I searched for an explanation on Jenna’s About page. Surely there had to be some sense behind this madness. Here’s what I found:

“I enjoy analyzing. It’s one of the things people may consider a problem, yet it’s one of the things I really like to do. I think it makes us more interesting and leads us to new discoveries. Overanalyzing happens because you really have a deep interest in learning about life, the good and the bad. I embrace my desires, I feel inspired and I witness the beauty.” Read More »

Oh reality TV, how you have gotten me through many a rough patch in my life, many a break up, many a late night binge fest…really any low point in my life. I’ve been with you since the first Real World appeared on MTV, to the horrible escapades of a young Jessica Simpson, I’ve seen it all.

However, in the last year or two you’ve taken a turn for the worst. For instance, how could you let the regular fame hungry people who star in your shows rub elbows with Justin Timberlake…I’m sorry but that just isn’t right. Not one bit.

In hopes to rekindle my love with you, I’ve prepared a list of my favorite old shows, some of which are still on the air. Let us please forget the mistake of letting the Kardashians’ have ten shows, seeing Jon get hair plugs and giving people who spray tan daily their own show. Read More »

Justin Bieber says he is not the father.

Taylor Lautner’s gone indie.

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We’re willing to bet this guy’s going to be your next celeb crush.

Wait, isn’t this just Twilight with zombies?

Adele receives the full-body treatment on the cover of Cosmo.

The next Bachelor is announced. Does anyone care?

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I love as reality shows as much as the next gal, seriously. I can’t tell you how many hours I’ve spent watching Project Runway or Rock of Love marathons, but let’s be honest, there are some reality shows that might have been fun to watch back in 2001, but now they’re just overdone and need to find a place in the TV graveyard (right next to Living Lohan and Daisy of Love). Read More »

Here’s something you probably never thought you’d see.

PopEater has spotted Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka, and Danielle Staub filming together in Los Angeles. What were they filming? No one knows. Apparently details about this production are “being kept under wraps.”

But that doesn’t mean we can’t make a few guesses, does it? Come on, let’s think. What do these “stars” all have in common? They’re reality TV cast offs. They’re hated. They’re really, really desperate to be famous. And well, that’s about it. Unless Jake Pavelka is secretly a woman. (Which actually wouldn’t be all that surprising with all the crying he did on The Bachelor…) Read More »