Literally everyone had something to say about it.
Sources claim Richard Simmons underwent a secret sex change.
The National Enquirer insists this is legit...
Time for an update.
I don't think they deliver fresh towels there...
"I am a bone-idle and unreliable individual who is always on my phone..."
You're going to feel a lot better about freshman year.
"I was on the f*cking phone when he hit her."
Maybe you should pass on the Lululemons?
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