I didn't know hair could do that.
The most beigely basic, pumpkin spice flavored, Earlybird-filtered-selfie-taking coed to do a shot of Fireball in a sombrero and wake up with multicolored confetti puke in her hot pink Kate Spade tote bag.
Striking a balance between those fun mixers and those lonely nights in the library is essential to not driving yourself crazy or having to cram before an exam.
It is too easy to make fun of Lena Dunham but it is too hard not to.
Selfies are not that serious, bb.
Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch? Just kidding, there’s only one kind of bitch to be: a bad bitch.
Beyoncé slayed America. She slayed my soul. She slayed some dragons.
Katy Perry and Riff Raff payed homage to Britney and Justin.
It's not about the mess you make, it's about how you clean it up.
The nail polish changes color when it's exposed to date rape drugs.
Some girls look like cotton candy. Some girls look like burnt hot dogs.