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Aug 26, 2014

Tri Delta Song Calls Other Sororities "Chodes" And "Sluts" To The Tune Of Katy Perry

The most beigely basic, pumpkin spice flavored, Earlybird-filtered-selfie-taking coed to do a shot of Fireball in a sombrero and wake up with multicolored confetti puke in her hot pink Kate Spade tote bag.

Aug 26, 2014

The 8 Commandments Of Being A Good Student

Striking a balance between those fun mixers and those lonely nights in the library is essential to not driving yourself crazy or having to cram before an exam.

Celebrity Style From The 66th Annual Primetime Emmys

It is too easy to make fun of Lena Dunham but it is too hard not to.

Aug 26, 2014

Aug 25, 2014

33 Signs You're A Flawless Bad B*tch

Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch? Just kidding, there’s only one kind of bitch to be: a bad bitch.

Aug 25, 2014

Watch Beyoncé's 16-Minute MTV VMA Performance And Be Slayed

Beyoncé slayed America. She slayed my soul. She slayed some dragons.

Aug 25, 2014

The MTV VMAs Celebrity Style At Was Basically A Middle School Dance

Katy Perry and Riff Raff payed homage to Britney and Justin.

Aug 22, 2014

Make Your Own Pumpkin Spice Latte Syrup

Ain't nobody got time for Starbucks prices anymore.

Aug 22, 2014

The 8 Kinds Of Messy You Will Be This School Year

It's not about the mess you make, it's about how you clean it up.

Aug 22, 2014

This Nail Polish Can Supposedly Prevent Date Rape

The nail polish changes color when it's exposed to date rape drugs.

Aug 22, 2014

Food That Looks Like Iggy Azalea Is The Only Time We Care About Iggy Azalea

Some girls look like cotton candy. Some girls look like burnt hot dogs.