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May 21, 2014

'It's Always Sunny's' Charlie Day's Commencement Speech Will Make You Laugh And Cry

"Don't do what makes you happy, do what makes you great."

May 20, 2014

Senior Can't Walk Because Yearbook Quote Was "Back That Ass Up"

"When the going gets tough just remember to Barium, Carbon, Potassium, Thorium, Astatine, Arsenic, Sulfur, Uranium, Phosphorus," which of course translates to "back that ass up."

May 20, 2014

The 10 Commandments Of Body Positivity

We've created the 10 commandments of body positivity to help us be a little kinder to ourselves and a little kinder to others.

Macklemore Probably Lied About His Witch's Nose Not Being Antisemitic

Anna Minard of The Stranger went to the same costume shop as Macklemore and the nose isn't a witch's nose, it's literally a nose of a Jewish person.

May 20, 2014

20 Hot Dogs Cutely Cool Off With Ice Cream Cones

It's like their tongues have little hands on them instead of taste buds that scoop up food.

May 20, 2014

Student Calls In Bomb Threat To Cancel Graduation Because She's Not Graduating

Danielle convinced her mom to pay thousands of dollars for college when she wasn't even going. Smh

May 19, 2014

May 19, 2014

The 7 Most Annoying Things Parents Do When They Try To Use The Internet

Parents aren't just awkward on the internet, they literally have no idea wtf is going on.

May 19, 2014

12 Crazy Rubik's Cubes That Will Make Your Brain Hurt

The Rubik’s Cube is celebrating its 40th anniversary today and the colorful cube has evolved quite a bit since its...

May 19, 2014

Jay Z And Beyoncé's "On The Run" Movie Trailer Will Make Your Heart Sing

The "Bonnie and Clyde" narrative is probably the truest of Beyoncé and Jay Z. Any couple this united and this successful has probably had to destroy some lives along the way to world domination.

May 16, 2014

TIME Magazine Puts College Rape On It's Cover

We're in the middle of a crisis, or at least we're finally paying attention to a crisis that has been occurring far too long.

May 15, 2014

Jay Z, Beyoncé And Solange Finally Release Statement

Without further delay we now present you the greatest swerve, dodge, pivot, get out the way of the spray of lethal bullets coming . . . in history.

May 15, 2014

The 9 Emotions You Experience After Graduating

Yaaaaaaas. You've graduated. Yaaaaaaaas. Say goodbye to all those collegiate basics. I

May 15, 2014

Rihanna Throws Shade At Super Fan Who Copied Her Outfit

The hashtag #PromBat went viral now this Rihanna fan has to Rhi-think her life choices.