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Sep 25, 2014

The 36 Best Lizzie Mcguire Hairstyles, Ranked

6. Blu Cantrell, "Hit 'Em Up Style," I Never Signed The Pre-Nup, Bitch.

Sep 25, 2014

There Is A Condom Cookbook Because You Are What You Eat

An amuse bouche of lemon and basil sautéed rubbery semen on a bed of organic mixed greens—yum!

Sep 25, 2014

25 "Just Girly Things" That Are Too Stupid To Handle

I know Justin Bieber fans with more sense than this.

Wesleyan Requires All Fraternities To Accept Women Because Whuh?

There is a frat at Wesleyan nicknamed "Rape Factory."

Sep 24, 2014

17 Things You Didn't Know About Ugg Boots

They feel like dipping your toes into a warm cloud of fireplace goodness.

Sep 24, 2014

Sep 23, 2014

10 "Kim Kardashian: Hollywood" Hacks And Tips

Kurrently in rehab for my addiction K Stars.

Sep 23, 2014

Emma Watson Is Receiving Nude Leak Threats Because She Is A Feminist

4Chan is attempting to make an "example" out of Emma Watson by punishing her for identifying as a feminist.

Sep 22, 2014

Real People Trying Cosmo's Sex Positions Is Everything

The average person is not that flexible.

Sep 22, 2014

The 28 Best Things About Being #Basic

Maybe basic people aren't vapid clichés, maybe they're people who are comfortable enjoying the little things?

Sep 22, 2014

Celebrity Fashion At The iHeartRadio Music Festival

The only reason we even care about the iHeartRadio Music Festival.

Sep 22, 2014

Youtube Star Sexually Harasses Women As A Prank

When a stranger gropes me I always think, "What a practical joker!"

Sep 19, 2014

TKE Fraternity Uses Color-Coded System To Roofie The "Hot Girls" At A Party

Three girls were roofied with red X-marks on their hands.