6. Blu Cantrell, "Hit 'Em Up Style," I Never Signed The Pre-Nup, Bitch.
An amuse bouche of lemon and basil sautéed rubbery semen on a bed of organic mixed greens—yum!
I know Justin Bieber fans with more sense than this.
There is a frat at Wesleyan nicknamed "Rape Factory."
They feel like dipping your toes into a warm cloud of fireplace goodness.
How does a microwave charge an iPhone?
They made pledges watch lesbian porn.
4Chan is attempting to make an "example" out of Emma Watson by punishing her for identifying as a feminist.
Maybe basic people aren't vapid clichés, maybe they're people who are comfortable enjoying the little things?
The only reason we even care about the iHeartRadio Music Festival.
When a stranger gropes me I always think, "What a practical joker!"
Three girls were roofied with red X-marks on their hands.