Bumming around on your mom's couch is fun for a month, but you're going to have to start sending out those resumes.
“This is not a plot to take away everybody’s guns.”
Sara was the philanthropy chair of ZTA and had done volunteer work for the American Cancer Society.
Hoverboards are really coming under fire now (and not just from exploding).
This hoodie is going to make the long ride back to college seem much shorter.
Eric Jamal Johnson was arrested for murder.
An arrest was just made.
When you've got it, flaunt it.
"You took a copy of my f**king card the other day on New Year's Day. You know what you did."
Under no circumstances should you be smearing snail slime across your face.