You can’t stomach another bowl of Ramen and your bank account balance is $15.66.
The real timeline of what a college walk of shame on campus is like (and believe me, it's not pretty).
I thought when I graduated college and moved to the big city, I would be this fierce, independent adult. Turns out, it's like I never left my freshman dorm.
When you calculate the lowest grade you can get on the final and still pass the class and realizing you have to do really well...
Wine comes in bottles apparently? Franzia is frowned upon?
"I'll have a beer." There are many, many types of beer.
Not only are you now older, wiser and less painfully awkward than you were the first time the plastic crowns were up for grabs, you now have a college bar within walking distance and a newfound passion for tailgating.
The hardest adjustment to make when transitioning from high school to college is knowing that no one is going to force you to go to or pay attention in class.