College Candy

My favorite singer belting out my favorite MJ song? Heaven.

Will Angelina Jolie steal David Beckham, too?

And this is why we should never dance on bars.

5 hairstyles to beat that heat.

Looks like K-Fed is on Britney’s old diet plan.

Garnier launches a whole bunch of great products.

And we hate the thought of Speidi children.

Wanna win some sexy toys?

Just dance, Katie Holmes!

Irritating moves dudes make on Facebook.

Scary celebrity dolls.

The Britney comeback continues.

Is Robert Pattinson’s hotness all in the hair?

The only marriage shorter than Britney’s first.

Heart-healthy summer drinks.

90210’s got a new hottie.

Mama Jackson gets custody of the kids.

10 signs you drank too much.

Janet speaks about Michael at the BET awards.

Is it OK to find this funny?

Kris Allen is totes crushing on Adam Lambert.

Free software you should be using.

If Chewbacca had starred in When Harry Met Sally.

Is Britney engaged?

I am a chronic list-maker, whether I have to make a difficult decision or not.  Lists help me organize my thoughts and remember important facts and details that I need for later.  However, there are some things that I would rather forget and that’s what this week’s showdown concerns.

Those of us who have little sisters know how annoying they can be (haha, love you Chloe!).  Those of us who are humans who participate in society know how annoying famous little sisters can be.  The most annoying of these are probably Ashlee Simpson (okay, the older sister is just as annoying…if not more so) and Jamie Lynn Spears (well…ditto).  But which one is more of a fame whore?  Which one can even be called a valid human being (j/k…sort of)? Read More »

Apparently the impossible is possible.

Britney’s got a new boyfriend.

Should you be wearing SPF lipgloss?

Ashton Kutcher puts his foot in his mouth.

Save money in college. It’s possible!

The most important makeup tool you’ll ever have.

Looks like no one cares to see Britney Spears perform anymore.

We want berry lips like Megan Fox.

Green jobs are best for recent grads.

Is Miley Cyrus single?

14 tips to look better in the buff.

Oh no. Kristen Stewart is so gonna ruin Dakota Fanning.

It seems that every celebrity tries their hand at the retail business. Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Beyonce, and more, put out random clothing lines and perfumes every month.

Instead of trusting the business intuition of people who made it big on their ability to look pretty and stand on cue (really – who needs another celebrity perfume??), we decided to make our own list of celebrity products that are more appropriate to the celebrities themselves:

Angelina Jolie Fertility Drugs – When one (or two, or eight) just isn’t enough…

Amy Winhouse Coke Mirrors – Because no one knows lines like Amy.

Britney Spears Electric Razors – Nothing but the best will do to shave your head.

Michael Jackson Boys Underwear – Choosy mothers choose MJ’s (backless) Boys Underwear.

Tom Cruise Couches – Now with sturdier construction and more durable fabric for those days when you just feel like jumping around!

Zac Efron Hair Extensions – The sexy side-swept look will drive the ladies wild!

Kanye West Earplugs – Because people say a lot of stupid sh*t. Read More »

Forbes names the most powerful celebrities.

The fat free trend of the 90’s.

7 things I learned from Adam Lambert.

Traditional marriage defined.

Europe doesn’t love Britney.

Are you Tweeting too hard?

Paris Hilton speaks out….against The Hills.

Britney Spears is still a mess.

Spend less on laundry.

Where does Sonia Sotomayor stand on abortion?

We totally heart print dresses.

And the best foreplay toy is….