• 13 Celebrity Couples Where He’s Reaching and She’s Settling [Dude's List]

    13 Celebrity Couples Where He’s Reaching and She’s Settling [Dude's List]

    In every relationship, one person is the reacher, one who is dating above their level of attractiveness, and one person is the settler…which is a bit more self-explanatory.

  • Candy Dish: Miranda Kerr is Having Orlando’s Baby

    Candy Dish: Miranda Kerr is Having Orlando’s Baby

    • Well, that’s gonna be a gorgeous child.
    • Rainbow chasers are awesome.
    • Would you get a vatoo?
    • Just in time: 5 ways to prevent pit stains.
    • Wanna be J-Lo’s assitant? (Editor’s Note: HELL NO)
    • What are the best colleges in the country?

  • The 30 Most Overrated Guys in Hollywood

    The 30 Most Overrated Guys in Hollywood

    Remember that time you fell in love with that baby-faced Canadian kid who got his start on Youtube, that shy vampire actor with the British accent, or that awkward-yet-charming guy from Arrested Development and then everyone else fell in love with them and talked about them every day and they were everywhere you looked and you secretly started praying for their demise?

  • Candy Dish: Orlando Bloom is Off The Market

    Candy Dish: Orlando Bloom is Off The Market

    • Looks like I don’t have a chance, after all.
    • Hm. Maybe I should start watching Dancing With The Stars…
    • And the color of the year is….
    • Chris Brown is angry, people.
    • Metallic makeup 101.
    • An end to paparazzi photos?

  • Who Is Best For Jennifer Aniston? [Poll]

    Who Is Best For Jennifer Aniston? [Poll]

    Jennifer Aniston has definitely dated her fair share of men. Between hot stuff Brad, hilarious Vince and singer John, the boyfriend list is very diverse and goes on for quite a while. Of course, she has been rumored to date more people that have actually been confirmed, but photos do not lie.

  • Tree-Hugging Hotties

    Tree-Hugging Hotties

    There’s something about Earth Day that gets to my libido every time. It could just be the spring weather after a long lonely winter, but come Earth Day, I am a woman in heat. The sun is shining, the flowers are in bloom, men are everywhere taking off their shirts to do a little yard work.

  • Candy Dish: Ben and Jerry Are Our Heroes

    Candy Dish: Ben and Jerry Are Our Heroes

    • Ben and Jerry’s announces new ice cream flavor!
    • Lil’ Kim has DWTS wardrobe malfunction.
    • Orlando Bloom sure looks good in uniform.
    • Looking for the perfect white tee? Look no further.
    • Zac Efron is everywhere!
    • Love Tetris? How ’bout Tetris furniture?

  • Candy Dish: ‘Gossip Girl’ Cast Are a Bunch of Liars!

    Candy Dish: ‘Gossip Girl’ Cast Are a Bunch of Liars!

    Gossip Girl keeps us on our toes…and we love it!
    Ever wonder what Santa Clause’s in…

  • Candy Dish: Plaxico Burress Shoots Himself…Then Gets Arrested

    Candy Dish: Plaxico Burress Shoots Himself…Then Gets Arrested

    New York football players are dumb, but (DAMN) they have great arms.
    We’ve used our breas…

  • Candy Dish: Heidi Montag Makes Taco Bell Even Less Appealing

    Candy Dish: Heidi Montag Makes Taco Bell Even Less Appealing

    Spencer and Heidi keep talking. Burn hole in my brain.
    Tom and Katie are still married…an…

  • The Top Five Least Sexy Heartthrobs

    The Top Five Least Sexy Heartthrobs

    Maybe it’s just that I’m getting old and I don’t understand kids today. I don’t watch MTV, hell, I…

  • Pirates of the Carribean 3 – At Wits End

    Pirates of the Carribean 3 – At Wits End

    Spoiler Alert!
    Maybe I should have known better than to try and sit through 147 minutes of Johnny…