Should have stopped while they were ahead...
"How you doin'?"
She even responded!
Smart and cute!
Bye, Rita Ora.
And it ain't no rom-com either.
"From the guy at the store who couldn't stop looking"
And a new look to match?
Isn't that not allowed?
It might be the most dramatic season yet.
Goodbye red cups, helloooo spring cups!
You go, girl!
Uhh, whatever works, I guess?
Ever heard of faking it?
And that's not all it does...
I'm not crying, you're crying.
She says she'd love to be the next Bachelorette.
More TV seasons to watch next month!
We need one ASAP.
There is a silver lining though!
"You like childish men that treat you wrong"
It may or may not involve a dick joke...
"Will see you all soon I promise."
Emojis are key.
Netflix will always be faithful.
"We go to my house, and she mentions that she sleeps with her boss regularly. Uhhhh...nope."
It went about as badly as you'd expect.
Fashion stands with Planned Parenthood.
I guess that's one way to handle it...
"Dad screams again 8:51"
Way to raise the bar, dude!
Mm, maybe don't try this at home.