TV characters we want as our bffles

Aww: Pink saves a puppy!

Stay stress free this holiday season

2011 was the year of the Gosling

Our favorite Chanukah celebrating TV characters

Not everyone loves St. Nick

MTV’s next hit: 30 Something Grandmas?

WTF: Hilary Duff paints her baby pump for the holidays

Tis the season to love boots!

Are you scaring men off?

Who should you be flirting with at the holiday party?

It must be nice to be a Kardashian sister

April Ludgate and Janis Ian learn how to be cool

Not everything should be made into sex products

•Mario Lopez shows off his…package

Find your New Year’s look from H&M

The must-have complete guide to birth control

Tis the season to be in a relationship

Katy Perry previews her new music video.

Emma Stone has found the most f**king perfect guy.

Kim K returns to LA, chaos ensures.

3 signs you need to walk away from him.

Can’t get enough Parks and Rec? Watch spinoff episodes here!

Mariah Yeater revealed.

This new sex toy for men looks horrifying.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley covers German Vogue.

Katherine Heigl rocks some budget fashion.

Thank god it’s fall TV time, I was beyond done with summer reruns and all of those teasers they kept throwing at us. I think we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief that Snookie is back in our lives.

But with all of these new shows I’m finding myself sitting alone in front of the TV, rather than out with friends. Like most poor college students I don’t have money for any sort of DVR/Premium cable package. It’s basic cable or bust on my block. And although Hulu is a good alternative to staying in, it’s no DVR. So as a gift, and to make sure you are all in the same boat as me, here are my top ten must-have-in-my-dream-dvr-shows:

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Will Season 4 be the best ever of ‘Parks and Recreation’??

Sofia Vergara thinks she looks like a transsexual

A reporter mocks Kim Kardashian on live TV

The Real Housewives of New York will look a little different next year.

Fall fashion inspired by ‘Rent’

Is there a secret Jay-Z love child?

If web browsers were women

For my birthday, I want this cake

On staying grounded in Hollywood

We can’t wait for a new ‘Parks and Recreation’ season!

Why was SkinnyGirl pulled from Whole Foods

The woman behind the magic that is H&M

Lady Gaga shocks us…in au natural!

Celebrate Cat Month with some LOLz

Even celebrities write some angry letters to the press

Lindsay Lohan’s tattoos, decoded

Awesome random products you need in your life

What’s on your college football bucket list?

Greatest spoof ever: Funny or Die’s ‘Mob Wives’

Ron Swanson’s mustache is getting it’s own story line

Red flags to look for in online dating

5 ways to make a graceful exit on a bad date

Swimsuits for every body type

15 celeb couples with some height issues

How to wear white without breaking the bank

Fantastic old school Harry Potter products

The pitfalls of the summer cold

Selena doesn’t think Justin Bieber is the one

"Is your picker off?"

The time has come, ladies!

The holidays are over, winter break is in full swing (or completely over, for some of us) and we no longer have to rely on “MADE” re-runs to satiate our hunger for reality TV. Lots of our favorite (read: guiltiest pleasure) shows are coming back this month. So whether you’re still chillaxin on mama’s couch nomming on those delish little leftover Ferrero Rocher chocolates (just me?) or back on campus and in dire need of an escape from “Human Communication 101,” here’s CC’s guide to winter 2010 TV premieres:

The Millionaire Matchmaker: Tues, Jan. 19 @ 10pm EST on Bravo.
Patti’s heart-shaped engagement ring is pretty fug, but the hot-mess-millionaires are totes worth watching.

Project Runway: Thursday, Jan. 14 @ 10 EST on Lifetime. Followed by The Models of the Runway.
It will never be as good as its Bravo days, but it still has Tim and Heidi. And the token hilarious gay guy.

Celebrity Rehab w/ Dr. Drew: Thurs., Jan. 7 on VH1.
OH.EM.GEE!

Nip/Tuck: Weds., Jan. 6 @ 10 on FX.
The.Final.Season. About time, right?

Iron Chef America: Sunday, Jan. 10 on Food Network.
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Anyone who knows me know that I have a weak spot for funny people. Like, really, really ridiculously funny people. If you can’t make me laugh, then I want nothing to do with you. On the flipside, if you can make me ROFL, there’s a place in my bed heart for you.

And if your name is Amy Poehler, I’ll even share dessert with you (and I don’t share dessert with anyone).

I’ve been crushing on Amy hardcore since her early days on SNL. Amy’s quick wit and perfect timing proved once and for all that women don’t have to be ugly or lesbians to be successful comedians, and I tuned in every Saturday night to get my weekly dose of Poehler. She made a name for herself almost immediately, and was probably the only cast member who could fill Tina Fey’s shoes…er…chair on Weekend Update.

But Amy Poehler isn’t just an improv genius; the woman can act and has found herself in some of the best comedies everrr. Remember her infamous role in Mean Girls? How could you not? What about Wet Hot American Summer? Or Deuce Bigalow?  Amy stole the show and put those movies on the top of my “Best Movies to Watch While Stoned” list.  Needless to say, I was ecstatic when I found out about her NBC show, Parks and Recreation. And she didn’t disappoint.

Part of me wants to hate Amy Poehler for stealing my Hollywood boyfriend, Will Arnett, but I can’t. In fact, if I was gonna lose my future hubbie to anyone, I’m glad it was someone as talented, beautiful and effing hilarious as her. I just hope that one day I can get in on that shiz. A threesome with Poehler and Arnett? Probably the only thing better than an Arrested Development marathon.

Amy Poehler’s new show a flop?

GPS will kill you!

T.I. sentencing today.

Britney doesn’t know what day it is.

Do you want it or need it?

6 ways to cut out caffeine.

Are astringents good for your face?

Un-wire your life.

Woohoo! Another fabulous designer comes to Target!

Zac Efron. Nothing to say here. He’s just so pretty.