Lena Dunham Doesn’t Write For Money
In her essay for Judd Apatow’s This Is 40 screenplay, Lena Dunham says it’s “weird that people write for money and not to figure things out.” It’s a bit strange because Lena Dunham has a $3.5 million deal for her first memoir and of course stars in, produces and writes the hit series Girls – probs not for free.
Would You Name Your Baby Hashtag? [Candy Dish]
Reports are saying this Facebook screen shot is real. One lovely couple hath nameth their seed “Hashtag . . . Hashtag Jameson,” which sounds a lot like a cocktail you’d find at a Brooklyn rooftop party. A little PBR, a little Jameson, a dash of V8 and you’ve got your self a real Hashtag Jameson on the rocks. As long as the baby is healthy and gets a much better nickname, I guess a rose by any other . . . Here are 10 ridiculous names we might consider naming our offspring.

Guess Which Celebrity Admitted to Dropping Acid?
He says he chose to take the drug for a movie role – stating that “Sean Penn actually strapped up to that [electric] chair in ‘Dead Man Walking.’ These are the guys that I look up to”.
Amanda Bynes Arrested for DUI [Photos]
Another day, another former child star gets arrested. But this one makes me sad. Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI last night in West Hollywood after clipping a cop car as she tried to pass. Yeah, that’s a pretty good way to get yourself arrested.
Candy Dish: Think Before You Ink
•Everything you need to know before getting a tattoo
•What would it look like if some celebrities apologized for their misdemeanors
•Who do you prefer: Megan Fox or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley?
•Even Selena Gomez gets star struck when meeting Shia LaBeouf
•The dress/skirt/shirt combo from American Apparel we’re lusting after
•Would you wear flat espadrilles?
•Awwwwwww: the cat DJ
Labeouf Lookin’ Way Too Buff (Among Other Problems)
Remember when Shia Labeouf was a dorky but lovable younger brother on Even Stevens? It seems the memories of Louis and his practical jokes have been lost to terrible hair, unruly facial hair and awkwardly bulked up muscles.
Candy Dish: Snooki’s Gonna Be an Author
• Snooki’s writing a book, but who is going to read it?
• 8 essential vitamins for us ladies.
• Maaajor cuteness at TJ Maxx/Marshall’s right now!
• When your mom wants to be cool….. (AKA, Dina Lohan Syndrome)
• Shia Labeouf’s got beef with who?!
• 5 steps to being a sexier new you!

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What?! Megan Fox Isn’t Hot Enough Anymore?
So I never really knew how to felt about Megan Fox…especially after she made her debut in Michael Bay’s blockbuster hit, “Transformers.” I initially hated her cause she was smackin’ her pillowy lips on my hot (dream) bf Shia LaBeouf. Throughout the movie she basically was eye candy for all the men while all the ladies just rolled our eyes until Shia came on screen.
The Men of Cannes. Let the Drooling Begin
While guys love ranking foreign and domestic beer, I love ranking foreign and domestic men. Which is why the Cannes Film Festival is my favorite time of year. Gorgeous men from near and far come together (in tuxedos!) to look into my soul the camera and look super fine. And even though Carey Mulligan tried to subvert my stalking by standing in front of every. camera. in the country of France, I was able to round up a few choice shots of Cannes’ finest.
Candy Dish: WTF Is Up With Lady Gaga?
• Lady Gaga is starting to scare me.
• That guy’s got nice…brows?
• So Transformers 2 is that bad?
• Michael Jackson and Will.I.Am. collaboration?
• Fireworks are really dangerous. For real.
• Simon Cowell most definitely wipes his ass with hundos.
Child Celebs Who Got (WAY) Better With Age
Although I am in sad lack of it, patience is a virtue that is greatly rewarded. If you have patience with wine, it improves. If you wait a bit with cheese, it tastes amazing (just not too long – that could get dangerous). Even if you are patient with people, they usually get better. Well, some people. Not my ex-boyfriend. The last is especially true with some child celebrities.
Candy Dish: Shia LaBeouf Loves Booze
• Is Shia an alcoholic? Yes, according to him.
• Want Anime eyes? You can have ‘em!
• 45 awesome boy band pictures.
• Get Jessica Simpson’s actually cute look!
• Well hello, David Beckham’s package. Mmmm.

We Heart June
School is officially out! Time to put away those books and pull out the swim suit, because June is here. And along with the beginning of summer comes a bunch of stuff to do in celebration of sun and fun.