Your professor has heard them all. You need to keep the excuses fresh.
You're not sure the last time you both wore pants together...
California is now the most progressive state in the entire country.
Has this been tested on college students during final exams?
Can't you hear the screams of angry parents already?
I'm calling the police. No, not the fashion police--the actual police.
When will the transphobic violence stop?
I do know one thing, anything's better than that one train.
You've made a good bad pun if everyone starts swearing at you liberally.
If you’re one of those rich fools who has $20 a month to spare for Tidal, then you’re in luck.
"We believed from the star that a thorough and objective investigation would clear Caitlyn from any criminal wrongdoing."