No, it's not that he's actually a virgin.
Prepare to pack your bags.
This isn't the best way to start off your weekend.
Rarely - yet still too often - spring break ends in tragedy.
With spring break quickly approaching it’s becoming more and more apparent that you need to get your priorities in check....
They're popping Dom Perignon while you're shotgunning Bud Light.
Not everyone could be blessed with 20/20 vision.
Watch out, North West.
Because look at them.
Because finding a date is stressful enough.
You can't make this up.
And it's 2016, so it's all on film.