A reminder to always look out for friends at parties.
This is not some "the dog ate my homework" excuse.
Didn't you learn in fifth grade that anyone over the age of 35 who was born in the USA can run?
To clarify, "trashy" is not a bad thing in this case.
The perfect snack without leaving your dorm room.
The elevator doubles as a selfie booth...
They're only 19 and 20, and living the life.
Warning: Be sure to double check your receipt.
Yeah, this is probably going to get someone laid.
"Fortune favors the bold."