"I'm not so hungry anymore."
"Things are still pretty bad out there for people like me."
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"I couldn't be any happier."
There's also an avocado Oreo, in news unrelated to millennials buying houses.
...and benefit Planned Parenthood in the process.
"I don't think I understood how dangerous hopelessness is. "
Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
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"A mother is her son's home base."
Got 99 problems & idealizing hyper-thin bodies is one.