T. Swift ain't a cheap date.
"There are so many reasons to show pride in yourself and your school."
We all hoped this day wouldn't happen.
No more itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka dot bikinis.
English teachers need to add this to their required reading ASAP.
Oh Taylor. Look what you've done.
I'm sorry, what?
"The whole thing is so disgusting it made me want to vomit."