How many is too many?
The great outdoors.
No awkward transactions required.
This sounds more than a little like sexual assault.
I won't have what they're having.
Louder, for the people in the back.
Are you even surprised?
Does anyone even use condoms anymore?
The US is more flexible than we thought.
Ever heard of faking it?
And that's not all it does...
It went about as badly as you'd expect.
Or quite possibly ever.
Hint: not during work.