Sex is cool but have you ever tried reading this post?
She's not a regular mom, she's a cool mom.
"Sophia the Robot found dead."
Why is this so relatable?
This is TOTALLY not normal.
"Where do you see a Hot Pocket?"
"Keep it all to yourself, Joey."
"You don't know the trouble I've had in my life"
The cat is still alive.
Twitter's new favorite word.
Not everyone was patriotic.
It's a winter wonderland.
Get ready to be shook.
They're all canceled.
People are not happy about it.
"People should just donate directly."
Someone give him his own show.
"I've met you four times. Who's counting?"
They love those breadsticks.
Get ready to ugly cry.
You're in for a wild ride.
Who is the girl in the sunglasses?
"Don't disrespect me when I'm being nice."
People love free stuff.
"'Postmodern design hellscape' themed dining experience."
This isn't good.