Betches Love This is a downright hysterical new video. Beyond the somewhat disturbing visuals (and there are more than a few of them), the writing is fantastic. Listen carefully, hilarity shall ensue. Because we’ve all been there…for at least most of it. My favorite line may be, “Yeah, you’re totes a douche, but betches always know, more vodka soda and I wont say no.” Enjoy!

We thought that we would brighten up your Saturday morning if you’re browsing CollegeCandy hungover/still drunk from last night, and show you this cute and funny mashup of two fishy flicks, Jaws and Finding Nemo. Obviously these two movies are about two very different fish, but that’s what makes the combination of the two so funny! The serious scenes from the horror classic, Jaws, mixed in with the goofy Disney font and the peppy music from Finding Nemo create a whole new movie that I would probably go see. Check it out below! Read More »

You didn’t leave all your work until Sunday night did you? What!?! You did. That’s okay. No stress. You’ll get it all done. We’re so sure that you’ll get it all done that we’re giving you a few more excuses to procrastinate. This week we’re helping you fight end of summer depression with some Tosh.0 Clips. Laughter is the best medicine after all.

You’re welcome.

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You didn’t leave all your work until Sunday night did you? What!?! You did. That’s okay. No stress. You’ll get it all done. We’re so sure that you’ll get it all done that we’re giving you a few more excuses to procrastinate. This week we’re  introducing you to your sassy gay friend. Why? Because he’s the funniest person, like ever.

You’re welcome.

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If you thought Perez Hilton did the whole snarky pop cultural commentary thing best, you thought wrong. Our girl GloZell’s translations of popular songs (and inevitable jabs at the people who sing them) are absolutely hilarious.

Check out some of our faves:

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You didn’t leave all your work until Sunday night did you? What!?! You did. That’s okay. No stress. You’ll get it all done. We’re so sure that you’ll get it all done that we’re giving you a few more excuses to procrastinate.

You’re welcome.

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College days are jam-packed and it’s a struggle to fit in studying, drinking, smoking, sexing, protesting, exercising, birth controlling, and sleeping. That’s why Daylight Savings comes as the perfect time. Just when you think you’re all burnt out from the festivities of last weekend and midterm cramming, you get AN EXTRA HOUR.

So instead of using it for something productive (flip your underwear inside out, laundry can wait one more day), spend your extra hour on Sunday watching the best viral videos that our top notch interns could find.

And don’t forget to set those clocks back! Read More »

It wouldn’t be a hit summer song if drag queens didn’t get ahold of it and turn it in a hilarious parody that will have you singing along and saying WTF. So put away your gag reflex, dress in your trashiest outfit, and turn down California Girls because you’re suddenly going to be aching to take a trip to West Virginia.

[There are over 100 million sites on the Internet. 100 million! You might think you know about all the important ones (CollegeCandy, Gmail, Google, TFLN…), but there are thousands of other sweet sites out there (like Beauty Story; Dear Blank, Please Blank; and Specials Agent) and more showing up every day! We get it – it’s not easy or fun sifting through the crap and porn to find those gems, so we’re gonna bring the gems to you. Just sit back, kick up those feet and allow us to introduce you to the diamonds in the internet rough.]

One of the best things about college is meeting new people.  You make lifelong friends, form relationships with professors and mentors, oh–and did I mention there’s lots of guys? The dorm and partying lifestyle of many college students definitely promotes lots of hooking up, but once in awhile you might get lucky and meet a guy who actually wants to take you out on a real date (instead of inviting you over to watch a movie in his dorm only to try to take your pants off the minute you turn the lights off).

While dating can be a great way to get to know someone and possibly start a serious relationship, it’s not always perfect.  We’ve all definitely had our share of bad dates, though nothing compares to the crazy dating situations featured on Bad Date TV. Read More »

Happy National Weatherman Day, everyone!

I have so many problems with this whole National Weatherman Day thing. For one, what about the weather-women? Don’t they deserve the same honor? And why you get a national day to begin with? You have the only profession in the world where you can be wrong all the time and no one holds you responsible. In fact, we celebrate it by giving you a freaking day!

But I can’t hate. I mean, I don’t know what I’d do without my daily dose of Sam Champion. That man is ridiculous. In fact, upon further research (Read: Stalking Sam Champion), I learned that most weather people are ridiculous. So, in honor of National Weatherman Day, I’ve compiled some of my favorite weather-people moments. Enjoy. Read More »