It's not all glitz and glamour.
"I want to see the seashells in the bathrooms."
Stop trying to make upside down Christmas trees happen.
"YOU HAVE STOLEN THE BLAIR WITCH'S TOILET."
"We apologize to any women who have been disappointed."
Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas carol.
"Let's not talk to people about their bodies."
"Just be lucky and quiet."
Wait... what?
She would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.