"Not all colored girls are the same, Jack."
Shonda Rhimes = the world's fairy godmother
"This is about pretending you don't hear women when they speak."
This is proof we should listen to children.
Have no British people heard of Leonardo DiCaprio?
...because being smart and being beautiful are definitely mutually exclusive, right?
Seriously, do PR people even exist anymore??
"McDonald's valentines menu sucks tbh. Looks like my cats and I will take our business elsewhere."
Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.
Most sexual assaulters aren't strangers.
Oy, with the products already.
I'm messing with you. Obviously they freaked the hell out.
"The useless days will add up to something."