Guess you can never complain about your name again.
Perhaps it is advisable to leave seafood off the holiday menu this year.
YOU ARE GOING TO THE BEACH?!
You officially have no right to complain about your exams this semester.
So long, a-hole.
Warning: It might be difficult to "nail" this trend.
At least you have a cool conversation starter.
Harvard just joined the "Pen 15" club.
"The University Police are investigating the issue and providing heightened security on campus."
“I refused to wear a wig or a scarf because, f*ck everyone else, that’s how I looked."