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No, Tobey Maguire and Jake Gyllenhaal Do Not Look Alike
Seriously, do you even have eyes in your head? Tobey Maguire has the delicate bone structure of a vulnerable middle school boy who plays violin and occasionally pees his pants when pretty girls talk to him. Jake Gyllenhaal, on the other hand, has already hit puberty.
Very Important Poll: Do Jake Gyllenhaal And Tobey Maguire Look Alike?
Editor-in-Chief Alex and I have been long disputing what is painfully obvious to all of America, the largely accepted fact that Jake Gyllenhaal and Tobey Maguire look alike.
3 Little-Known Drinking Games More Fun Than Flip Cup!
Tired of the same-old party routine? Branch out from your basic flip cup pregames and take your competitive drinking to the next level with these three fun college drinking games...
Why Do Pop Stars Have Creepy Dad Managers Controlling Their Sexuality?
Remember in the good old days when fathers would have to pay a dowry to sell their daughters off to...
10 Things You Didn't Know About The Oscars
While I still strongly believe Josie and The Pussycats was snubbed in 2001, we thought we'd bring you some fun trivia so you can sound smart while drinking too much wine at your friend's Oscar party.
The 17 Funniest Celebrities on Twitter That You Should Follow NOW
Mindy Kaling once described Twitter as "the most amazing medium for a comedy writer." And with the number of Twitter jokes I see on my feed on a daily basis, I'd say she's right.
Justin Bieber's Cell Phone May Contain Naked Photos, Police Say
Justin Bieber's cell phone has been seized by police because they're reportedly looking for a "text high 5" -- aka any incriminating text exchange in which Bieber brags about egging his neighbor's house. Looks like they might find a lil extra.
Juicy J Gives $50K Twerking Scholarship To Contestant Who Didn't Twerk
The winner is 19-year-old Zaire Holmes a student and single mother. But get this, she didn't even twerk for the scholarship.
The Originals Shades Pretty Little Liars, Starts Epic Feud
The Originals totally took Pretty Little Liars to the library and read the shit out of them. Daaaaamn.
The 12 Things You Should Never Say To A College Student
People get all up in your grill about private matters that they believe should be public domain because you are young.
Lena Dunham in February's Vogue: Pigeon-Chic, Very Slim, Total A-Hole
These photos of Lena voice of a generation Dunham in Vogue are the most Photoshopped, obviously eccentric mess I've ever laid eyes on. What do I do with this? Am I to believe Adam Driver could really carry her on his shoulders? That alone should tip the world off that Something Is Amiss.
Your Pretty Little Liars Cheat Sheet: Season 4, Episode 14
"Pretty girls up to no good" should be the tag line of this show, just sayin'! (Does the show even have a tag line? Or is that a movie thing…?) Anyway, as always we're on the edge of our seats waiting to see what horrors will befall the ladies of Rosewood.
Justin Bieber's House Got Raided, Cops Find Cocaine
When cops raided his home for evidence instead they found cocaine (or ecstasy and xanax, they aren't sure yet).
America Gets A C- In Women's Reproductive Health, Because Of Course We Did [Lady Bits]
You know what the worst part is about the news that America’s grade for women’s reproductive health is a C-?...
We're Here For The Right Reasons: "The Bachelor" Recap, Episode 2
You can tell Juan Pablo has a hand in the dates this season, because both the individual dates were worlds above anything Des or Sean would have ever planned. I was a little obsessed with Juan this week.
