Guess you can never complain about your name again.
This app will make you hate your ex just as much as you loathe the Canadian rock band.
"I don't have your address so you'll probably never receive this."
Shockingly, some of these artists are still making music.
Not only are college students the most stressed out, we're also the most over-dramatic.
Some mistakes cross the line from "minor brain fart" to "total fail."
Your professor has heard them all. You need to keep the excuses fresh.
I do know one thing, anything's better than that one train.
While some people like to ‘Sunday Funday,’ as it gets colder out, it seems the better option is to hibernate...
You've made a good bad pun if everyone starts swearing at you liberally.
She wasn't going to take a backseat to his new love.
Complete with dip in the lake.