Wanna see Kate Gosselin naked?

John Mayer and Kristin Cavillari are dating?!

Cute boots. Cheap price. Yay Target!

Who’s excited for SATC 2?

Emma Watson starts at Brown. Stalkers abound.

Who needs 911 when you have Facebook?

Emma Watson is heading to Brown.

Do elite colleges produce the best-paid grads?

Is this Michael Jackson’s son?

Why your “number” doesn’t matter.

Jessica Simpson is totally fine, OK?

What’s the deal between Paltrow and Johansson?

Kate Gosselin hits up Match.com.

Hayden Panettiere hates fame.

Is Joe Jackson pushing Michael’s kids into the spotlight?

What men really think about your shoes.

Emma Watson’s rooming blind in college?

Recover from a rough week.

We don’t need another Britney sitch.

Justin Timberlake thinks he’s the next Tiger Woods.

America hearts beastiality?

So that’s why Michael Jackson wore the glove?

And you thought your sunburn was bad?

Don’t wanna shower? Try a dry shampoo.

South Carolina Governor admits to cheating on his wifey.

Ew. Perez has a boyfriend and I don’t?!

Homeless girl going to Harvard? Awesome!

Hermione is done with acting.

Helloooooo, Johnny Depp!

Ultimate aphrodisiac: your brain!

[There are some women out there that we just can’t get out of our minds. No, we aren’t switching teams - yet - but we do have some serious crushes on some pretty fierce females. These ladies are all special in their own right and we aren’t ashamed to tell the world we love them.]

As a self-proclaimed Harry Potter nerd, I’m super excited for the next movie to be released in July.  After watching all the trailers multiple times, (as well as recent TV viewing of the older movies), one of the actors has me crushing.  While I was always drawn to Harry Potter in the books, in the movies it’s Hermione, played by the fabulous Emma Watson, that caught my eye.

Emma Watson was cast as Hermione at the ripe age of 9 and has really grown up (into one hot tamale) in the spotlight. Unlike her other under-20 peers, though, she’s grown up right. The worst things we’ve seen of her are some awkward fashion choices and picture of her drinking a beer; not her lady parts sticking out under a skirt, or her doing some illegal drugs in a bathroom.

So Emma is more than deserving of her position at #15 on the Forbes 20 Top Earning Young Superstars in 2007. The girl is worth $16 million!

Like our many other girl crushes, Emma has brains that could rival those of the character that made her famous.  It’s reported that she’s going to take an acting hiatus after Harry Potter wraps and will either be going to Yale or Brown in the fall.  Her backup plan is to be an artist, though with all that money in the bank and the rumors that she’s going to be the next face of Chanel, I’m not sure she needs a backup plan.

But back to why I love her. Read More »

Scarlett Johansson has a new look.

Looks like Michael Lohan might finally shut up.

Perfume and Jewelry in one? I want it.

Kelly and Donna reunite are back at West Beverly!

Emma Watson finds the concept of sexy embarrassing and confusing.

Did you know you could rent textbooks for a semester?

Girl Fight! Hilary Duff vs. Fey Dunaway

Did they say poo power?

Volcano eruption caught on webcam.

Finally, somone answered the eternal question: What is the least amount of exercise i can get away with and still stay healthy?

Is there an album coming? We hope so.

MMM! A diet you can live with…

Sarah Palin in Eff-Me boots! Never thought I’d see the day…

Candy kisses for Valentine’s Day!

These peeps went all out for Superbowl!

Awesome give-away for us single girls…

Glam up your make-up!

Emma Watson looking like a vamp!! Verrry sexy!

Clutches these days hold EVERYTHING!

Lily Allen! What were you thinking?!

True Life: I’m a Porn Addict? What?!

Hef’s new twins sure love their self-tanner

…And his third girlfriend is still in college!

Britney can’t drive

“Kids”, listen to Diddy!

Courtney Cox loves her forehead too much

Hermione checks out Hahhhvahhrd

Sting loves this chick — I am jealous

Angie got a “Mommy Tuck“?

LaBeouf and ‘douche’ don’t exactly rhyme, but…

Who cares about this chick?

Alien baby or not, she sure is cute.

Movies so bad they’re…real?

Admit it, you want a Theremin!

So I’ve got to vent. Being a writer and all, it’s always easier for me to vent in the form of a letter, so here you go:

Dear America,

Are you a pedophile? If you could just admit that you are one, then I would at least understand your sick obsession with underage Hollywood girls and their bodies. But since you’re going to pretend like the way you view bodies and sex is normal, I have no choice but to be angry.

Miley Cyrus is supposed to feel badly about the pictures she’s recently taken. One set of pictures features her in her underwear. Another set features her showing her…her…disgustingly inappropriate…BACK.

So what if the girl took some pictures of herself in her underwear? How is that really any different from her going to the beach and having pictures taken of her in her bathing suit? Oh…let me guess…it’s about the context of it all. A girl showing her tummy and thighs when she’s NOT post-ocean and in public is out of line.

And so what if she was wearing a sheet in a photo shoot? Did her back and right arm really offend you or give your children nightmares? Read More »