12 is better than 1.
"Deng was subjected to repeated blunt force trauma which was applied to three different organ systems of the body."
Whenever he decides he's ready for a princess, we'll be here.
"We do not warm up grilled cheese in the VCR."
He hates his nickname “R Pattz.”
I don't remember gym class ever being this fun.
Bee responded to being left out of the article in the most perfect way.
College Mid-Life Crisis: realization a student undergoes upon entering junior year that graduation is not far.
I want to get him something he'll actually like or use.
Does it get any more Kanye than that?
4. You've kissed the Duke Dog.