Blame Thirsty Thursday.
He "doesn't read menus," for starters.
Jax Taylor: A hottie and a hot mess.
Definitely doing this at my wedding.
She wasn't expecting that.
And they plastered all of the creepy texts they've ever gotten all over their bodies.
For all of you cat lovers out there.
I hope it was worth it...
I hope those pancakes were worth it.
Not sure how they managed to do that...