"Pink Viagra" is here.
"If you call it a 'hoo-hah,' you're not ready for sex."
"Why would you want a thing that looks like a rabbit?"
Why not leave it on?
It's the sex of the future, people.
Let’s face it: To guys, blowjobs are a vital part of life. It’s as if they need oral sex in...
Lie: You're going to have a sexy O face.
Wrap it before you tap it, fellas!
This is not the time to bring out the book on Kama Sutra.
2. Edible underwear.
Grease made "summer lovin'" seem awesome.
You know the phrase, "Don't drop the soap?" That also applies here.
Hopefully you don't know much about chlamydia except that you don't want it.
We've been waiting for these to pop up at Walgreens for approximately forever.
19. This is actually the only time I wish it was smaller, TBH.
Spot on or absolutely wrong?
Excuse yourself from the party for some "stargazing" (you're not lying, you will be seeing stars).
Some people in Britain were not down to listening to their neighbor, Gemma Wale, well, wail while she boned.
The Ivy Leaguers in Cambridge have bigger fish to fry, and sex doesn't exactly fit in on your LinkedIn profile.
Let's talk masturbation! (There are three words you probably didn't prep yourself to hear today.)
This is one competition that I definitely don't want to be in with my parents.
"Girls who have slept with rock stars; How was it?"
Shout out to the deer orgy in the background.
The most fun you'll ever have checking off a list.
It's true when they say, "Food is the way to a man's heart." And nothing gets a guy more in the mood than a picture of a corned beef sandwich.
There are some things that your high school sex ed classes probably skipped (or, if you're from certain states, all of the things might have been skipped).
We all know the movies don’t necessarily contain the most accurate depictions of actual life. Or do we? Whether we...
You know who Christian Grey is IRL? A creeper with a sex dungeon, and *spoiler alert* there may be someone locked up inside there.
You can learn all about the ins and outs … no pun intended.
You can call me cynical, I suppose. Or perhaps it's because I've had quite a lot of experience dating long distance, but I don't feel the need to see my boyfriend everyday.
This is what the average single man's sex life is actually like.
When things get too intense I literally melt into the fetal position and throw my phone across the room. That's how I handle things. I know I'm crazy.
There are few things more embarrassing than your mom finding you ass up in a broom closet.
For, I don’t know, my entire life, I’ve been told “do unto others as you would have done to you”...
In the words of Rivers Cuomo, lead singer of Weezer, "Smart girls, I can never get enough of those smart girls."
And obviously their misconceptions were hilarious and adorable.