Kanye Walks Into Pole, Yells At Paparazzi Instead Of Pole
The fury of a thousand Kanyes in just one Kanye.
Ray J Releases Song About Kim K. “I Hit It First” [Sugar Binge]
“She might move onto rappers and ballplayers/But we all know I hit it first./I had her head going North and her ass going South/But now baby chose to go West.”

How to Survive a Summer Music Festival 101
For all of you lucky people out there who will get to go to an outdoor music festival this summer, I have compiled a list of useful tips that should help you survive the show and have an AMAZING time filled with awesome memories.
18 GIFs Of Kanye Experiencing Emotions [Gallery]
Kanye always says what he feels and isn’t afraid to expose his emotions and that is a part of what makes him a great artist – that vulnerability – but what also makes him come across as juvenile, rude and pompous.
Kim and Kanye Reveal Their Baby’s Species and Gender
Whether or not you want to know anything about Kim and Kanye’s adventures as a Hollywood couple, let’s face it, you’re going to find out anyway. Even if you’re still convinced that the Kimye relationship is a publicity stunt (the world may never know), the topic of a new baby is kind of awesome…
Is Kanye West a Controlling Boyfriend? [Candy Dish]
There are some rumors going around that Kanye West has told his baby mama, Kim Kardashian, that she is no longer allowed to give autographs to fans. Seriously, Kanye? We get it. You’re a big deal and way too good for the little people who listen to your music and make you money, but let your damn girlfriend live her life!
Kaption Kontest or Let’s WebMD Kanye Because Srsly WTF
I really don’t feel as though I’m pro enough to even begin guessing what’s plaguing his Hermes swathed mind, but maybe one of you guys can get to the bottom of this mystery?

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Kanye Refuses to Watch Kim K. Give Birth
Cosmopolitan recently wrote an article about how Kanye West declared he WON’T be in the delivery room with Kim, which got me thinking — would I want my baby’s dad in the delivery room or not?
7 Famous Faces We Love to Hate
There are those celebrities that we all just can’t help but love. Who can hate the adorkableness of Zooey Deschanel? And its hard to not fall in love with Paul Rudd after watching pretty much any of his movies (Clueless, anyone?). But then there are those celebrities that we just don’t like. And it seems to be more fun that way.
Kanye West Is Tweeting Single Adjectives, YES PLS
Kanye is having a time. Girl, he is having a meltdown. He is Tweeting out single words that describe aesthetic properties. Is he in the midst of designing a new pair of jeggings?
Ex-GF Says Kanye Is A Giant Baby, Call The Wambulance
Kanye’s ex girlfriend, Brooke Crittendon, wants the world to know that Kanye is an insecure baby (shocking) that needs constant coddling otherwise he will think his weenie is too small, rhymes are too whack and swag is only a steady five. Brooke told The Sun, “He was not macho. He needed you to be with him and needed your opinion. He was quite vulnerable.
Kimye Vow To Protect Baby’s Privacy, World LOLs [Sugar Binge]
A “source” told USMagazine.com, “She doesn’t even want the baby to be seen for the first six months. They have decided as a family that their baby is not going to be on the shows and ready to dial back from being so public’ herself.

Kanye West/Kim Kardashian Duet In the Works [WTF Friday]
Have you already forgotten that Kim Kardashian added “recording artist” to her heavily-padded resume back in March of 2011? Her single Jam (Turn It Up) is what you would imagine from someone with her level of talent — which is to say, it sucks. A lot.